On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Bond is back again and Connery Lazenby plays him. Join me as I investigate the one and only appearance of George Lazenby in the role and try to figure out what the hell is going on. I mock the nonsensical missions-that-aren’t-missions, gadgets-that-aren’t-gadgets, and Blofeld’s plan-that-isn’t-a-plan that amounts to hypno-zombie debutantes with poison spray bottles.

I analyze Blofeld’s weird philanthropic tendencies, Tracy’s unexplained suicidal tendencies, and her father’s henchmen’s random homicidal tendencies. And I analyze Bond’s cozy relationship with the self-confessed second-biggest crime lord in Europe.

I obsessively identify the various cars. I try to imagine a less likely man to pretend to be a homosexual in a skirt and frilly blouse. I try to identify the moment Bond genuinely falls in love. And I try to identify the moment Bond realizes that his sex addiction has allowed a known international terror-extortionist to successfully launch his plan.

Start the commentary with the gun barrel sequence, on the countdown.

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  1. I really looking forward seeing George Lazenby doing a wonderful excellent commentary on his first and only 007 film as James Bond in 1969’s On Her Majesty’s Secret Service if everyone has got time the right to digitally restored and HD remastered sometime soon, it needs more extras and bonus features than ever!

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