Join the Doctor and me for a long, hard look (with EYES, get it?) at Minority Report, the heartwarming story of a man who tries really hard not to get caught for a murder he hasn’t yet committed and then escapes when he IS caught and blah, blah, blah, it’s really long and looks like a commercial for itself.
We both actually like the film but are turned off by different aspects of the film making and have a lot of fun puzzling out the twisty plot and mocking the ridiculous parts. Seriously: the eyeballs, am I right?
We’re watching a PAL version, so set us on 4% slower using Windows Media Player’s “play speed settings” if you’re in North America. Start the movie after the studio logos but with the studio title card faded up, on the countdown.