Okay, no more lies, no more hiding. I’m out on parole after The Incident** and tanned, rested, and ready to do some commentaries.
- Mission Impossible 5: Jeremy Renner Talks on Phones
- James Bond vs Guess What, There’s A Bad Guy on the Inside Again
- Super 8
- Super 8 1/2 (Federico Fellini’s semi-biographical exploration of a director’s struggles with the women in his life while making a film about an alien monster’s escape from government scientists)
- Showgirls, in which I explain the theme of female empowerment
- Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Barrels
- Snatch, if I can get a Cockney to explain it to me (attn: Russell Brand)
- The Cabin in the Woods, if I can get Pavlich to explain it to me
- 6 episodes of Midsomer Murders (all the ones that don’t feature a village fete)
- Whatever is popular on Netflix at the time, which at the moment looks like Skinwalkers: The Navajo Mysteries or Nazi Mega Weapons: German Engineering in WW2***
ALL THIS WITH MY SOLEMN PROMISE OF SLIGHTLY LESS GIGGLING ****
** You probably read about it on Flipboard and Tinder: a cat, a van, two apple pies, a bottle of Captain Morgan’s, and Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg
*** They write it with Roman numerals, but as I’ve explained before I DON”T SPEAK LATIN
**** Let’s be realistic tho about Showgirls
Awesome!